Tower Defense Games And iPhone Games Cause Of High Unemployment
on Aug.11, 2009, under Mobile Games
In today’s world of electronics, gadgets, and TV, it’s no wonder that unemployment is so high. You may be thinking that this statement is completely false and has no real bearing on unemployment (you’re probably right) but, hear me out.
The latest time sucker in the lives of millions across the globe is the iPhone. Providing literally thousands of applications and games, users of this magical device find themselves glued to its tiny screen. For what, you might ask? Addicting applications like iFart, PocketGod, or even The Price Is Right (TM).
The new game Warp Defense is being released and it’s not a good thing. Many of these so called “fun” games and “useful” apps are the reason for thousands of lost hours of productivity. Obviously you’ll need to understand how this affects the high unemployment rates.
It’s really quite simple. First an unsuspecting user decides to purchase a game in the “App Store”. That innocent user plans on “trying out” the game for a little fun during a break at work. Little does he know, while playing the game, time actually speeds up! Yes it’s true! Time actually speeds up during the playing of any iPhone game!
It becomes clear that due to this strange phenomenon, the user becomes excessively late for work and ultimately, loses their job. Sure this doesn’t really affect the masses with just a few iPhone users but due to the 20 million (and growing) user base, this is having a major impact on society and unemployment rates.
This problem is only made worse when the user tries to get employment to replace the old. Missing interviews, playing games in their laps during interviews, adding “professional iPhone game player” to their resumes, it’s absolutely horrifying.
With the release of the new tower defense game, Warp Defense, the problem is only going to get worse. We’re talking about a global pandemic of addiction. The proof? The 20-30 “beta” users. So far the majority have grown beards (and long hair), lost their jobs (unconfirmed), and are losing weight faster than the biggest losers (which may actually be a benefit to this demonic game).
Sure the game itself is a nice “Tower Defense” game, it has an addicting game play, beautiful explosions, great music, and sweet graphics which could be nothing short of satanic. I do recommend you join me in NOT buying this evil application from the app store on the iPhone when Warp Defense is unleashed. Join me! Don’t purchase into the addicting and so called “entertaining” game ever to be played on a mobile device.
The new game Warp Defense will be in the Apple app store in the beginning of August and info found in the below resource box.